.Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
.Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
.Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
.Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
.California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
.Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
.Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
.Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
.Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
.Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
.Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, - Leave Your Money)
.Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
.Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
.Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
.Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
.Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
.Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
.Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
.Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
.Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
.Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
.Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
.Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
.Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
.Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
.Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
.Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
.Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
.New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
.New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!
.New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
.New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
.North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
.North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
.Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
.Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
.Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
.Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
.Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
.South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
.South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
.Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State
.Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
.Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
.Vermont
Ay, Yep
.Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
.Washington
We have more rain than you do
.West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
.Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!
.Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared