Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers unconscious for up to 2 days.
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you how
awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they moved out.
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such potent
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping, increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.
Relieves headache caused by caused by a man who can't remember your
birthday, anniversary, or to lift the toilet seat.
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him.